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Abby Utley

Girl Reads off List of Comebacks She Thought of Five Minutes after Being Sent to Her room

Nine year old Julie — who got sent to her room for tossing her Tranformer into the CrockPot — marched to the top of the staircase and…

2 min readApr 8, 2024

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Abby Utley

This Lady’s Hairdo Fights Her Battles For Her! And Wins!

Loyola University Chicago — On Wednesday, January 15th, Soccer Mom Haircut and Son were attending a college tour while bearing the…

2 min readApr 8, 2024

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Abby Utley

The Desert is Heartbreaker

With students being able to take classes remotely, the Gull Magazine sent reporter Abby Utley safely out into the field to connect with the…

3 min readApr 8, 2024

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Abby Utley

Family Offended that Maid Works for Other Families

In Naples, there are many houses. Not all of them are homes. What makes a house a home? According to my very conservative grandmother, a…

2 min readApr 8, 2024

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Abby Utley

Fourteen Things I Would Do Before I Actually Ask Siri For Help

She’s savage. She’s got that stone-cold voice that turns heads. She’s savvy. She loves to check in on you at the worst times. You’ll be at…

2 min readApr 8, 2024

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Abby Utley

Where Are You, Andy Shauf?

A look into Andy Shauf’s discography, featuring a few words from Shauf himself

5 min readApr 8, 2022

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Where Are You, Andy Shauf?

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Abby Utley

How I Took Trips During Quarantine

This may be my quarantine talking, but experiencing love and intimacy is extremely unhealthy. Planning trips, going out for a drink…

2 min readMar 12, 2021

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Abby Utley

Abby Utley

My name is Abby, and I'm a pre-med student. When I'm not studying, I'm finding ways to ease mind and body tension. Writing satire helps me do this.

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